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Defunctland: The History of Mickey's Dick Smasher

in a fit of intense procrastination and sleep deprivation, i threw together this concoction based off of a popular youtube channel i like, Defunctland, who makes documentaries on the history of various now-extinct theme park rides and attractions. i decided to combine this with the viral tumblr post of disneyland ride "mickey's dick smasher", and made up a bunch of history around it and filmed a voice over using my shitty laptop microphone. i wrote, researched, recorded, and edited this entire thing in one night in about four hours with next to no editing experience, but i'm proud of it. it is by far the most effort i've put into a shitpost ever.